(I'm in!)

 

Born too late to get a pension

It’s postponed and in suspension

Till 68

Why were you born too late?

 

Born too late for rock n roll n jive

It won’t be paid at 65

Just great!

Why were you born too late?

 

Born too late unlike this lucky sod

I’ll get my OAP, thank God

I can’t wait

I wasn’t born too late.

 

I’m born in time to get a pension

Born before safe contraception

Dad couldn’t wait

I wasn’t born too late.

 

To get your full contributions

Whether you’re He or She

You’ll have to work till you’re 70;

You wish that you could be me.

 

Born too late the Tories say now I’ve

To wait till I am 75

What Date?

Why was I born too late?

 

Born too late unlike this lucky sod

I’ll get my OAP, thank God

I can’t wait

I wasn’t born too late.