Oh Dear
Last week I skinned a thousand mice
And made myself some underpants,
They're very comfy, very nice,
I think of them as wonderpants:
The greatest pair there's ever been
And what is more they're squeaky clean.
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That was funny, why mice? Previous pairs got too cheesy?
MC One would only cover the dongle. Bran used 1000 therefore it's not Mice one but Mice kilo....,..?
Mice one! ?
Well that made me laugh, well done! ???
J. x
Me...cracking up...let me read you two this poem
Wife...thats hysterical
Daughter...i don't like that poem
See, there is no accounting for taste. The daughter us kind of fond of not skinning animals so maybe that was her objection.
Bran we could go into
Large scale manufacturing pants
You can be Pied Piper half
(Don't tell me that you can't)
Have you tested them 'gainst ants?
Gotta be to sell
Can't have people coming back
"Got ants in pants" oh hell
I want my money back.....
See the problem Bran?
Imagine what this will do to our brand-name
I got it Bran....build ant eradicator into seams....sorted
I'll be the ideas brains. You be Pied Piper. Don't drown in lake with our source material though. We'd go bankrupt. Cover all possibilities Bran. Us Aussies are expert all round possibility-coverers. Ask Kate. She'll vouch for me...Kate? ?
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Wed 28th Aug 2019 02:28
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Jason Bayliss
Wed 28th Aug 2019 16:24
Ha ha, I was waiting for a cheese joke. Thanks Ruth.???
J. x