Fanny my Indian cow

She cheers me up somehow

She’s got one horn

Her tail is gone

But she cheers me up somehow.

She’s probably got dry rot

And that’s not all she’s got

Her feet are broke

She’s a pig in a poke

Fanny my Indian cow.

But she’s got such a pretty face

Even with no style or grace

She’s sweet to me

Though no beauty

Fanny my Indian cow.

There’s roses on her flanks

I look at her with thanks

A blush on her face

She’s such a disgrace

Fanny my Indian cow!