I lied to the Queen’s the allegation

In Parliament’s prorogation

I lied to the rest of the nation

I fought the law and the law won

I fought the law and the law won

 

The verdict of the court wasn’t close run

Eleven in favour and Against None

I acted like Attila the Hun

I fought the law and the law won

I fought the law and the law won

 

I thought I’d win when the spin was spun

Acting the fool and simpleton

But this is a kick to me abdomen

I fought the law and the law won

I fought the law and the law won

 

My plans I might have to jettison

And leave as PM before I’ve begun

But I’ll keep my word as an Englishman

I’ll find the ditch if you bring the gun

I fought the law and the law won

I fought the law and the law won