Tongue-in-Cheeker

 

I am a tongue-in-cheeker

From down south Aussie way

You need to get to know me or

You could get led astray

 

I am an avid cheeker

(Or tonguer if you like)

The trouble is I bite them both

(Gives probs at open mic)

 

If you share my problem

Teeth getting caught in cheek

You'll know the agony, the pain

(Gosh this poem's weak)

 

If open-mic and tongue-cheek bite's

Something you suffer so

It can be cured by tongue-cheek docs

Find clinic. Doh si doh

 

(Google for one nearest you....)

 

Don Matthews September 2019