Let's do this thing ( what is it again?)
On hearing the speech....
C'mon this is fun
Ideas? I have none
Yet premiership I have won
Might not be in
That long
So my
Promises are far flung
But these words
I've carefully strung
Let's Get Brexit done
Comments
You have got me smiling broadly Don.
I am a lemming, Donald, Boris
Lost, please tell me what to do
Bow down I do, before your feet
You're the best, three cheers for you
(Or should that be three cheers up you?....)
Don, 'tis Boris texting you
Please free to Twitter back
Stoopid lemmings worship us
Bloody hell Don, we got knack
Don he then did Twitter back
(Which Twitter aide had to translate)
See Boris was not Twitter trained
(What utter drivvel Don....)
I tried......?
Boris and Donald are both loud lying looney tunes.
Two supposed leaders cannot a movement make.
It's the lemming followers that really take the cake.
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Please sir please sir (three bags full)
Give us good deal, (no shit bull)
EU EU EEIO
Boris asking (doh see doh)
EU EU here Boris
We do deals with serious stuff
Your hair is too flyaway
Lady friend too much like fluff
Why you rhyme such frivolous waste Don?......
EEI EEI EEIO
EEI EEI EE dunno......?
Don they say we are going to adopt the Aussie system of Emigration here in the UK so you folks down under are influencing us!
Rose, I love that great brexitations! We're like Oliver! With our begging bowl 'Please Sir can we get a good deal?' And the UK is turning into an old curiosity shop in the eyes of the rest of the EU! With the levels of homeless people I see in town these days, it is like being back in Dickensian times!?
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Wed 2nd Oct 2019 16:37
will our expectations be ' Great Brexetations ' Ruth, or will a sequel be forthcoming as in a second referendum?
please God-NOOOOO!!!
Rose ?
Which words did Boris speak, you heard ?
Ten lines I have to choose
I need to rhyme this ditty, verse
His premiership no lose
In writing this here ditty, verse
Like Boris... no idea
Like Boris I'm just havin' fun
I hear he spouts diarrhea?
There is one phrase which gets down here
(10,000 miles away)
He's spouted o'er and o'er again
Brexit please go, obey ?
Seems he's havin' a spot of trouble with the old Brexit Ruth?......
This was what I heard when he spoke?
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Don Matthews
Mon 14th Oct 2019 22:23
Fred
I like to bounce around the site
Bringing smiles and making light
Thalia my Muse of Mirth
Helps add fun (cos there is dearth)
Ya know what I mean ?.....?