Looking for a new car
a new used car that is
the wife says
make it a good one
at your age
it's the last car you'll ever buy
I give her a worried look
what did she mean by that?
am I that close?
I have not been to the doctor for years
I have not been hospitalized
so what is she implying
I don't even want to think about it
maybe she's thinking
that the new guy
would like a nice car
I'll just stay over here
and keep quiet
the words
"this may be your last car"
still ringing in my head.
<Deleted User> (9882)
Fri 4th Oct 2019 16:25
very entertaining dude!
Rose ?
A little bit of flirt
She was slim and smart with plenty of charm,
Chatty and friendly confident and calm.
She'd come to see me to plant a seed,
By the end of the meeting I was her dog on a lead.
She crossed her legs and was a bit of a flirt,
She did it with her eyes and a very short skirt.
She signed me up for my last car,
No swear words or smoke from a cigar.
No footie talk or offer of a drink,
A little bit of flirt was her success I think.
But it wasn't my last car,I put it into reverse,
Crashed into a bus,ended up in a hearse.
I'm up there in heaven happy and proud .
Driving with the angels up in the clouds.
What am I bid for the last comment? A lot of interest in this piece today folks....?
Going once
Going twice ?......
dk in a driverless ?
Dearie dearie me
He still will need instructions
Where it's battery be
I've heard dk you buy them
From same instructions shop
Make sure they match your model
Or driverless stay stop
I'm full of great suggestions
(But Thalia thinks I'm nuts)
I'll have you still know dk that
I'm true, no ifs or buts
I don't like driverlesses Ruth. They mow down Skippys...?
Check the kitchen for sharp implements and hide them. When she gives you a coffee insist she tries it first and refuse to wear ties or scarves. Then you should be ok for the time being.
Keith
It'll just be the last car YOU drive d.knape because next one you buy will be a driverless car! ?
Just bought meself my first car
From sales shop did arrive
But salesman didn't think to give
Instructions how to drive
Do I buy instructions at another shop Hugh?...
No pressure dk. You enjoy last car/bus while still able....?
Your next poem should be "My first car,"I look forward to it as a car dealer.I really enjoyed reading this one as I have heard the term soo many times.Thank you
"This might be you last car"
Sounds bit ominous
Maybe you'd worry not so much
By riding in bus...?.
Haha, this really tickled me. Love it.
Fri 4th Oct 2019 13:01
the older you get
the more likely you won't be
getting much older.
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Don Matthews
Sat 5th Oct 2019 00:17
Going once....
Going twice.....
Sold - to Rose....?