Three nuns were having a chat,

As on a park bench they all  sat,

They loved to talk and spread the word,

Some things they said were quite absurd.

 

The first nun said, "I was cleaning Father's house last week,

What I found you must not leak.

I found two naughty notes with ,women for hire.

I was devastated I threw them in the fire!"

 

The second nun said,"A bag of condoms I did discover

Which made me think whether Father had a lover."

"Did you get rid of them to stop him having fun?"

"No I stuck a needle in every single one!"

 

The third nun fainted on the spot,

Due to the bad news she had just got.