Warning!

to

ALL firestarters:

 

Old ladies with

knitting disorders

AND grumpy cataracted men

with pacemakers

have vowed to

''Pour dribbles of WATER

upon the fuse of each

AND any firework

that they come accross".

Informents have

told police

to look out for

suspicious groups

OF slowly moving

strangers

Smelling of urine!

 

Words and images Tommy Carroll