(With an enormous nod to Alex Glasgow's "Lovely Little Lucy")

 

Bumbling Boris Johnson is surrounded by his lies

That he cannot lie straight in bed should come as no surprise

 

Cos he’s a liar

He’s surrounded by his lies.

 

The Times sacked him for making up a quote with bogus words

And Brexit has been stuffed by those “French turds”.

 “We shouldn’t spaff good brass investigating paedophiles"

He likes those darkies’ “watermelon smiles”.

Boris lied about his marriage infidelity

Boris is not known for honesty.

 

Cos he’s a liar

He’s surrounded by his lies.

 

While Muslim women from a “letterbox” will outward gaze

And “tank-topped bum boys” was a Boris phrase.

“The Turks are coming; vote for Leave” he stirred up such a fuss

And who’d forget his Brexit Big Red Bus?

 

Cos he’s a liar

He’s surrounded by his lies.

 

Proroguing Parliament’s against the law as we have seen

And we know Boris had misled the Queen;

“There’ll be no Brexit Leave delay” which was a little rich

He said he’d “rather be dead in a ditch”.

 

But he’s a liar

He’s surrounded by his lies.

Yes, he’s a liar

But you’re not bothered that he lies.

Yes, he’s a liar

But you’re not bothered that he lies.