I want my own dedicated water damage claim handler

because emotions are flooding through my house.

 

I want my own dedicated water damage claim handler

because your tears are flooding,

forcing me out.

 

I want my own dedicated water damage claim handler

to sort out the condensation of my guilt.

 

It’s steaming up the windows and I can’t see out.

 

I want my own dedicated water damage claim handler

to help me take the furniture upstairs.

 

I want my own dedicated water damage claim handler

to help me pile up all the tables and the chairs.

 

I want my own dedicated loss adjuster

cos I’m trapped in the dark

and there’s no electricity.

 

And now I’ve gone and fallen in love

with my dedicated water damage claim handler

cos he’s so dedicated,

and I love the way he handles me.

 

And there’s no insurance policy that can cover you for that!