Yesterday, watching game , I saw a great touchdown
What happened after that was a slap on the butt
From a female worker doing a sideline strut
Happy for the moment, celebrating with town

Got me thinking of news, man arrested for slap
The reporter in sight as he runs down the course
Of the race he entered, as others made tongue force
Silly of a gesture but with a grave backslap

Why is their no outcry of our double standards?
Has the #MeToo movement gone too far to one side
That simple little pranks, gender-based clarified

This unpopular thought might seem a bit backwards
Let's enjoy our laughter, stop over-reacting
Find the best silliness and do re-enacting.