(For the benefit of worldwide fans anxious to cop a glimpse again of Yours Truly in mankini mode - a re-post)

 

Look what they done to my thong, Ma

Look what they done to my thong, Ma

The posing pouch is very small, the waistband very long, Ma

Look what they done to my thong.

 

I can’t buy clothes off the shelves, Ma

I can’t buy clothes off the shelves, Ma

I need my basque in XOS and high heels in size 12, Ma

I can’t buy clothes off the shelves.

 

They say I look quite a sight, Ma

They say I look quite a sight, Ma

My hairy pits show through my blouse, my hairy legs through tights, Ma

They say I look quite a sight.

 

My belly hangs in three rolls, Ma

My belly hangs in three rolls, Ma

My peep-hole bra is padded so my socks peep through the holes, Ma

My belly hangs in three rolls.

 

Regards mon slip, oo la la, Ma

Regards mon slip, oo la la, Ma

Le petit sac est tres petit, la ceinture il ce n’est pas

Regards mon slip, oo la la.

 

Look what they done to my thong, Ma

Look what they done to my thong, Ma

The posing pouch is very small, the waistband very long, Ma

Look what they done to my thong.