The Hearing-Impaired Line
If you are hard of hearing
you may call our
Hearing-Impaired line
@ 1-800-What?
when you hear the beep
press one for service
oh that's right
you can't hear can you?
well never mind
the hearing line obviously
still needs some work
we have a committee set up
to make recommendations
we should hear back from them soon
public input and feedback
is very important to us
let us hear from you
in the meantime
can we ask you to do a survey
to evaluate our past performance?
How did you hear about us?