My friend got abducted by aliens, they took her in their ship 
The beamed her with a magic torch, it made her kip 
She woke up quite Drowsy, No idea what they had done 
One said in broken English 'Boy that was fun' 

She thinks that they looked in her mind, laughing as they read 
The prong marks on her belly itched and where all red 
Before she knew it she was home in Ireland in her bed 
she wondered had she dreamed it, was it all in her head 

She says she sometimes has flash backs of her alien trip 
She remember waking up in space on a funny looking drip 
Girls never been the same since, She acts very odd 
drawing and painting space ships and odd looking pods 

So Phil my dear i believe you, I know what you say is true 
Please dont tell them my address if they come back to you 
Maybe you should see a doctor or a very good nurse 
The alien Drawing you keep sending me are getting worse