Dear lord when I sleep tight tonight let me lose a stone 
I promise if you do this god I will no longer moan 
Make cakes, sweets and fast food, be free food everyday 
I promise if you do god, I will go to church every day 

Dear lord also make my Bust shrink and my Bum 
Carrying this extra stone god really is no fun 
Let me eat what I want morning noon and night 
Unlimited amounts of chocolate sound, just right 

Oh god while your at it will you bring me some money 
As when am slim and sexy in big clothes I'll look funny 
Let me look my best Every single day 
This is a dieters prayer god I am sending up to you today