The Much Abused Apostrophe Mark
The Much Abused Apostrophe Mark
(John Richardson was a former news copywriter, often correcting the use of apostrophes)
As founder of Society
Like-Minders (patent 'plied)
With sadness I've just read about
One which has just died
Apostrophe Protection
Society was formed
By 96 John Richardson
(Two thousand one, it dawned)
John and his group have given up
Their fight for 'postrophe
We've now become so ignorant
Ignorant and lazy
Don Matthews January 2020
Don Matthews
Thu 23rd Jan 2020 06:42
MC I can't find 'tottaly'
In my dictionary
The one that Master Po has used
In comment made to me
Now does this mean that 'tottaly'
Is in an upgrade dic
One that I just haven't got
Or am I just bit thick?
Another thing that bothers me
PM'd him I did do
He hasn't changed the bloody thing
Choogaloogaloo
Now MC don't get panic-like
Choogaloogaloo's
A word-invent that I made up
While riding kangaroo
boing...boing
Don't you dare say my apostrophes are in the wrong place......I'm trying to uphold John's ? British tradition......I care MC I'm not a lazy poet like some on here....I can't answer for Bert....he only went to kindy so we must give him some slack .......
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