Can you imagine

the noise and the fumbling

of two dinosaurs out for a date,

the earth would be rumbling

both of them nervous and bumbling

as the two of them tried hard to mate

 

The two so inspired

would be hot as a fire

for each other they couldn't wait,

It would make quite a showing

their wide nostrils blowing

but their conjoining a roaring mistake

 

Such a mutual attraction

had a clumsy reaction

as they couldn't quite copulate,

while their best of endeavors

sent thunderous tremors

love they could never consummate

 

What they couldn't fathom

climax wasn't comin'

their size meant they couldn't quite mate,

that's why you find bones

under boulders and stones

they decided sex really wasn't that great!