Making A Point

 

Katarzyna didn’t have a skill,

they didn’t pay her much,

but Katarzyna was invaluable -

she had the human touch.

She hadn’t been to Uni,

had no meaningless degree

but she excelled in the school of life

and made my mum her tea.

 

It seems that care is valueless,

as is your place of birth,

when it comes to scoring points

and determining your worth.

Those who earn a small fortune

are welcomed with open arms

whilst we can’t get British workers

to pick fruit on British farms.

 

So stand up and be counted

all you economically inactive -

its not enough to take

we now want you all to give.

it’s no excuse to claim

that you’re retired, at school or ill,

we’ve given you the blueprint.

Where there’s a way there must be a will.

 

We’ll have some octogenarian

to serve your coffee black

and the kids will be back up chimneys

now we’ve got our country back.

If you care for a relative

rather than going out to work

we can save the pittance paid to a Carer.

So there’s another perk.

 

We’ll have hospitals full of doctors

and not a nurse in sight.

We’re protecting British jobs

(don’t worry it’ll be all white).

Meanwhile we will welcome

Bankers, multi-national CEO’s,

and that certain class of socialite

who plough the profits up their nose.

 

This is modern Britain

where Johnny Foreigner is kept out

and there are more chiefs than Indians

and if you’re in any doubt

that this will be for the better

then let me tell you this -

it could be you they look to

to clear up the vomit, shit and piss!