A Strange Happening

 

A strange thing happened yesterday

When I did tap rotate

My bladder had this funny urge

And said “Go urinate”

 

I have a scientific mind

And had to know the reason

Why my bladder told me this

And why it needed easing

 

Knowing Google's reputation

In solving strange events

I quickly typed in '”Please help me

Why to the loo I'm sent?”

 

If you are tuned to science

I'm sure you've jumped ahead

My climax will be lost on you

This pee/tap thing, you've read

 

For those who are still wondering

Google helped me out

Why this pee/tap happens

What it's all about

 

Psychologists they tell us

Suggestive power's at play

Cos running water sounds like

Urine pissing 'way

 

So if you need to do a pee

And urge has gone abscond

Simply turn a tap on, listen

Bladder will respond

 

Don Matthews July 2019