Very funny samples, one of the first times I've actually laughed while reading on here.

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When you join a public internet forum you have to get used to the odd random twat Naomi. I've found the twat is a subjective concept. Often the people I think are real twats can be quite popular with others and vice versa. Sometimes I start off thinking someone is a twat and then find out they're not - it is just a question of tuning into the right wave length. And then there are the people who you think are your friends only to find out in the due course of time that they are twats or dickheads (let's not be sexist). The best policy is to ignore people you don't get on with - I find that works well for me - though I used to go for the jugular, I don't have the energy any more.

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Hi Isobel.there seems to be nasty comments flying around the place.i just had to report some random twat who kept writing nasty things about my work . dont worry about it x

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I've no idea what all the commotion is about. I just wanted to say that when I made that comment it was a jokey one. I had an ostrich picture up as me. I have no illusions about looking like a WAG - nor would I want to.

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how I wish I were a nob like sarah parker,then after giving you my adress you could come round(preferably just as I am putting a thin lardy leg in my jimjams and give me a bloody good going over...just in case...hello I,m Sarah Parker! hey Naomi you wanna do one of your poem type jobs on Parkers kid(FIGHT!)and as for izzy..aw no way is she a WAG-shes more of a...er...smashing Nana mousekori look-alike..this grey n gorgeous git welcomes you.xx(mm thats nice!)

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Hi Naomi. Well impressed with your poetry, sounds like genuine anger given a comic twist. Brilliant.

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Welcome to WOL Naomi. I often get mistaken for a footballer's WAG too. I think it has something to do with my neck...
We are very lucky to look like our profile pictures - very many people don't...

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Hi Naomi, really sorry for the delay in posting but Welcome to WOL and I hope you enjoy the site. You can always enter your poems as blogs which often generates more comments :-) Win

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