Humour Don't Sell Papers

I've just read today's paper

It's full of doom and gloom

Murders, killing, destruction, death

Children being groomed

Headlines blare out constantly

SEX FIEND IS EXPOSED

There's so much negativity

(The paper I have closed)

Why can't I read, enjoy myself?

With lots of humour, rife

Instead of being subjected to

This gutter si...

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John Travolta Comes to Town

John Travolta has just been to our town

Multimillionaire, Scientologist, movie star

He loves it and wants to come back here

Travel round in his limousine car

An autograph? Yes, but will cost you

Dollars 200 (quick scrawl)

It took him just only few seconds

You look what you got. Is that all?

You want to be photographed with John ...

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America has finally woken up to

A problem, a problem it's got

Their virus corona just can't be

Got rid of by just being shot


Don Matthews
August 2020

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Sylvain Dornon the Stilt-Walking Baker. Well I'll Be....

In 1891 five-eight

Days, Silvain Dornon

Paris/Moscow walked on stilts

You're kidding me, come on?....

I kid you not....

Don Matthews

August 2020

http://www.illustratedpast.com/people/Stilt-Walkers/sylvain-dornon.html

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I Want Election Results Now. Tonight

As President of USA

I want, demand to see

Results on night of election

When people vote for me

You tried election date to change

Despite law saying nay

Which also says we're not required to

Give results same day

Trump you are an idiot

Of the first degree

The sooner that you move away

The happier we'll be

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