See Sea

A donkey ride and ice cream kicks
A stick of rock and lick your lips
Now I'll scoff a bag of chips
As high time tide begins to rip
Life's moans and troubles may undo
From a clifftop lighthouse view

It rains quite often when I'm there
But I see sea so I don't care
I bedeck myself in a chair
And swallow gulps of salty air
And candy floss is tempting fare
For a lonely seagulls...

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Our SchoolWas Haunted

Our school was haunted on this Halloween

All you could hear was moaning and screams

The chairs started groaning,

The floor was all sticky

The slime on the windows was squashy and squishy

The bats and the cats were cooking with witches

And casting a spell of chickenpox itches

The eyelash of spider and toenails of newt

Frogspawn and ...

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Murder, Death, Bones and Blood
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Murder, death, bones and blood
Rotting corpses walking
Vampires, witches, ghouls and ghosts
tormented Spirits talking
Operations and autopsies
Severed heads and limbs
darker twisted horror stories
To rival Stephen King
Cuts and stitches, pain and screams
Dead bodies and mortuaries so cooool!
This is what ...

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THE SEAGULLS ARE WATCHING

The Seagulls are watching

They know what you eat

They’ll mug you for something

To shove down their beak

They like a nice pastie

They’ll steal from your lips

They’ll dive bomb and swoop

And nick all your chips

Relaxing in sunshine 

A holiday dream

Then they’ll feather and flap you

And splat your ice...

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 TwoTrees

Two trees standing in the woods

Reading last night’s paper,

An advertisement said auditions welcome,

For a part at the local theatre

The play was a chilling drama

Set in a cottage in the woods,

There must be parts for us they thought,

Young actors just in bud

But there were many others there

For the role of talking trees

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Two Seagulls Flying 

Two seagulls flying, flew down to the beach

They ate fish and chips from the chippy

Then after that, they tried some ice cream

A choc-ice and some Mr Whippy

They flew down again the very next day

This time they ate Pizza and Pastie

They were too stuffed to fly so they both hitched a ride 

On the roof of a slow passing taxi

All...

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LITTLE BEN

Little Bens alarm rang six o'clock

Time, so he thought, for the man to get up

He put on his clothes and cleaned his teeth

Washed his face and brewed his tea

Sat down for a minute and rubbed his eyes

The clock downstairs was reading five

Cursing and grumbling, was overheard

As he creaked his way, back upstairs

He grabbed little Ben, the air ...

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