Biography
Ordained Humourist and Multimedia Performance Artist who is a bad poet and dodgy lyricist. Somehow I managed to win third prize at the Spotlight Poetry Slam in 2003… http://pascal-the-rascal.co.uk/June03Spotlight.html
Samples
Elvis died (allegedly) of a heart attack induced by the strain of being bound solid. The drugs found on his bathroom floor were laxatives. Love My Burger to the tune of "Love me Tender" Love my burger Love the grease Bowels on go slow You have made my colon seize Now I cannot go Love my burger Love Pickles And the melted cheese My bottom is on picket I need a release Love my burger Tad too much Now I'm solid bound My bottom is in the lurch bum note not a sound Love my burger Love the sauce And french fries to go Now my bottom won't exhaust I am full of woe Now my bottom won't exhaust I am full of woe © Pascal Desmond 2003
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Blog entries by Pascal Desmond
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Comments
Loved the bottom on picket, classic! (thankyouverymuch) Sorry just had to do it. Graham
Hi Pascal,
Good to see Elvis has entered the building!
<Deleted User> (7075)
Sun 15th Nov 2009 20:11
Hi Pascal
You Elvis Poem was very entertaining. Welcom to WOL Winston.
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Pascal Desmond
Wed 18th Nov 2009 17:53
Hi Folks
Thanks very very much for your feedback. It's been suggested that I should record it. And why not?
Soon
Pascal