Well, what a month May is shaping up to be for cellestial phenomena that might affect your future by mechanisms that might be real and in ways that have a finite probability that they might occur.  Perhaps the most spectacular is the fact that throughout this month Saturn is progressing around the Sun in an orbital motion that will take a full year in Saturn terms to complete.  Due to this fact or otherwise, expect symptoms ranging from being all of a fluster to not being any of a fluster and possibly also vomitting and nausea.  If one thing is certain in this life though, then that one thing is that all of the ensuing will ensue...

 

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Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 19)

Those dancing sprites will have to wait,

your office requires all your attention.

It’s time to build towards your pension.

 

Pisces (Feb 20 – Mar 20)

You can always live for the day tomorrow,

hard work will lead you to exotic destinations.

Be patient if you find yourself in a corner.

 

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 20)

The shoulders of friends lend themselves

and soon enough you’ll be on the mend,

let the ducks navigate your journey.

 

Taurus (Apr 21-May 21)

Your heart’s beating out a warning, listen!

Christened embers lead to the birthing of

a phoenix, so keep an open door policy.

 

Gemini (May 22 – Jun 21)

In May Mercury breeds the need for change,

the bath water’s stale but the child’s still fresh.

The flesh of romance is a reciprocal.

 

 Cancer (Jun 22 – Jul 22) 

Don’t fear the rising tides of social activity,

shyness is not renowned for its buoyancy.

May’s a mistress but she’ll treat you fine.

 

Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

 

Lead the way with the vigour of a lion,

your pack will be relying on you!

Romance will be your reward.

 

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 23)

the seeds you’d sewn have grown and

blossomed (your confidence too!).

The fruit’s will be particularly sweet.

 

Libra (Sep 24 – Oct 23)

Time is far too fleeting a thing so embrace

a greeting with family and friends.

You’re safe, have faith in your voice.

 

Scorpio (Oct 24 – Nov 22)

Don’t trust the opinions of mirrors, they

will only feed your ravenous vanity.

Insanity will come from commitment.

 

 

Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 22)

Keep your friends close but avoid keeping

council or sleeping with the enemy, or

your costs will be more than just fiscal.

 

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 20)

The grass is always greener...and so

is the lettuce, cucumber and broccoli.

Season with a month of celebration.