Dunking Valentines - Just to let you know where I am: I'm out
Ooh! February! My favourite month! Off down to Hallmark to get a shed load of Vallies! Think I’ll send one to every lady poet on WOL! Bless!
Aries
Mars is giving you a boost
Then your chicks come home to roost
Don’t spend too much on wine and chocs
You could end up with writer’s block
Taurus
Venus is in Capricorn
And things are looking gripping
Yo...
1st February 2011
Another year over. A new one's just begun
Ahah!!! 2011 an’ all that! A time for New Year’s Resolutions I hear you cry (BOOO HOOO! Here‘s a hankie!) Well, alright then! (Note to self re 2011 - mustmustmust install an electric cooker.)
Aries
On the horns of a dilemma you may be
So many outcomes in the stars I see
...
3rd January 2011
Oh little stars of Bethlehem how still we see thee tell the independently ratified truth
Well guys and gals it’s that time again! Actually, I must apologise for the attack of phony-itus! But my lumbago’s playing up something rotten today - all this mist and mellow fruitfulness! It just...
1st December 2010
O woe is me for I shall July
Is the earth in your 4th house causing you anxiety until the milky way in your heart sector gives way to mars meaning you're once again at one with the universe or, at least this galaxy, until the ...
30th June 2010
Here we go stark raving nuts in May
Well, what a month May is shaping up to be for cellestial phenomena that might affect your future by mechanisms that might be real and in ways that have a finite probability that they might occur....
2nd May 2010
Flaming June. Flaming cow.
What do the heaven's tiny pimple's have in store for you this week? Twinkle twinkle little stars what's this latest bunch of
predictions...
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 19)
Mi...
1st May 2010
Those celestial spheres are at it again.
Yes, it's February and time to burn off all those New Year's Resolutions that you vehemently swore you'd adhere to. And what better way to start than by believing the following mumbo jumbo...
...18th December 2009
What Does the First Month of the New Year Hold in Store?
So that was Christmas, and what have you done? You've probably put on weight. Go for a run. And after you have done so, you will probably do the following...
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19)
...
18th December 2009
Your Stars for December
What does December 2009 hold in store for you? Probably some of the following. After all, it's vague enough...
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 19)
O’, Aquarius!
This mon...
5th December 2009
O, to be in April now that England's here.
Don't blame it on sunshine, don't blame it on moonlight, don't blame it on good times, just say that saturn was entering capricorn and you saw red and those pedestrians had to be made to pay. And tel...
1st December 2009
Beware the Ides of March
In the spring, a young Ted's fancy turns to thoughts of pretty much the following...
Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 19)
Why trace the end of
a flame when bayonets
fixed face synonymous delay -
...1st December 2009
