Jiving through the forest

here comes Tolkien Lord of Bling,

describing what he sees himself

and bending everything

 

spreading out his message

of the folk of middle earth

he's the daddy of the feverish

he's cool and he's the king. 

 

All his tales are solemn

he says the way it is

the devil what is Golom

is making quite a fizz.

 

Bilbo and the Frodo are

out there taking care

of business with that ring a ding

'cause Mr Tolkien has a plan

 

to make the whole thing come out right

bigging it up with quite a fright

and then the Hobbit all take note

he's the one with majority vote.