City Library
Our Community Library will be opening Monday.
The following guidelines will be in place:
Only two people will be allowed in at one time and both must be in Hazmat suits.
Reservations must be made 4 weeks out, so that we can check your background in the FBI data base.
Patrons will be required to wear clean underwear.
Restrooms will be open, but no toilet paper will be provided due to the National shortage.
(please bring your own.)
Entry to the facility will be through the front door. Do NOT come in through the book drop slot.
6 foot distances will be marked where you will be queued and questioned by police regarding your late fees.
Temperatures will be taken and those over 98 degrees will be referred for criminal prosecution.
Sanitation stations will be set up at the entrance and all patrons will be bleached and washed down
with a high pressure hose.
Staff will insert a chip in each Customer to trace where they go and to see if they actually read
the books they are checking out.
Testing will be available. Not for Covid, but for IQ.
The Library appreciates your patronage and hopes to see you soon.
"A compliant populace is our goal. The books are only incidental!"
M.C. Newberry
Fri 29th May 2020 18:14
Book 'em, DK !!
Meanwhile, the rest of us here are being forced to tune in to
Hauwei Five - OH!