No Sense Poem
My girlfriend's always gossiping about something or other,
That's why I haven't told her that I'm sleeping with her mother,
She'd only go and spread it round till everybody knew
And her father would go crazy as I'm sleeping with him too.
jennifer Malden
Sun 5th Jul 2020 15:37
Always make the most of opportunity say I. I'm sure the Vicar knows, don't you have neighbours, a window cleaner, gardener, or a lady who helps in the house occasionally?
If you live in the town you might get away with it, but not in a village, no way.
jennifer