Bill and Phill had one thing in common,they drank quite a lot.

Bill said,"I only drink twice a day,when I'm thirsty and when I'm not."

Phill said,"It is a habit I will always keep,

But I can stop drinking when I'm asleep."

 

Bill says,"I don't  have a drink problem when all is said and done,

Except when all the pubs are closed and  I can't get one."

"Drinking is one thing my mum did deplore,

To avoid a hangover she would say,don't drink the night before."

 

Phill said,"I would be devastated if my love of drink went away,

I'd wake up in the morning and that 's the best I would be all day."

"We both drink when we're happy,we drink when we're sad,

Beer is proof God loves us ,for its existence we're glad."

 

God bless alcohol.