HUMOUR IS THE RUMOUR
Warning - some viewers may find the following content distressing, disturbing and likely to offend, coming
as it does from a more robust time. (Well, you have to laugh, don't you?)
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Definition of a shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek to cheek is really a form of floor-play.
Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
And finally -..
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
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M.C. Newberry
Fri 17th Jul 2020 13:33
Don - you're absolutely within your eagle-eyed right to call me to
grammatical account. This aberration was the result of declining
eyesight and a sticky/temperamental keyboard on my not-too reliable PC. I have now corrected it in chastened remorse. ?