Please complain to anyone who shares your revulsion and distress at this content.

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Anyone who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine!

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Definition of a will: :a dead give away.

With her marriage, a girl gets a new name and a dress.

A lot of money is tainted.  It taint yours and it taint mine.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

And finally...

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses!

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