Online Love (for Jen Lewis)

by Nash

Thursday 20th May 2010 8:09 pm (first posted Wednesday 19th May 2010 12:27 pm)

You are surreal and ethereal

Phantom, immaterial

Totally unbelievable

(And that’s because you’re a 56-year-old widow from Belgium, really)

You are my online love

You tick all my boxes (literally)

Friends with Megan Fox

Favourite sport is kickboxing

(Though you’re never off the sofa)

You're my online love

You‘re a nurse and a mother

Bendy like no other

Ultimate_anal_lover

(Well, that is your login name)

My online love

My inbox is in a mess

With sticky promises of flesh

And filthy group sex confess

-ions (And you’re never 18, you stole that photo from a copy of Razzle, I know, I read that edition, I, er, found it in a hedge)

Online love

You scored 97% sex appeal

I only wish you were real

We could finally strike that deal

(I’d be yours and you’d be mine)

And we’d take our loving

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Nash

Thu 20th May 2010 20:13

One always needs a good duvet, Ann. Always!

Nash

Thu 20th May 2010 20:13

Thank you Francine - I haven't performed in 8 years and am weaning my way back slowly. An audio may be a good place to start. I'll try to figure out the technicalities as I'm all too new to this. Glad you found it funny though! Always a good thing. Nash

Ann Foxglove

Thu 20th May 2010 20:07

I keep thinking it's called Online Love (for John Lewis). Maybe you are desiring of some frying pans Nash, or a nice duvet! ;-)

Francine

Thu 20th May 2010 20:05

This is so funny! It flows really well, and would sound brilliant
performed - you should do an audio of this!
I love the comments you make to yourself in parenthesis too.

Nash

Thu 20th May 2010 18:39

Thanks chaps!

Chris: alternative poetry was always my aim in my youth. So, proud about your comments, thanks.

Isobel: you have no idea how much that is watered down from the reality of some of the things I have been approached with since entering into singledom!

Much love to you both, Nash

Isobel

Thu 20th May 2010 18:01

This made me laugh! I know a number of people who've tried on line dating agencies. It is quite common place for people to wipe 5-10 years off their age and post pictures taken 20 years ago - much like WOL really - why do you think I stick with a wine bottle?

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