I awoke last night and found i'd died

so I turned to face the other side

quite amazed at what I saw

a beautiful maiden five foot four. 

Size isn't everything I thought

as I relished some nocturnal sport. 

 

But passing to the spirit world

t'was just a nymph as I lay curled,

a kind of hell my hand passed through

and I didn't quite know what to do. 

 

Her presence was a fleeting thing

a sad temptation a lonely fling

I thought that heaven was so supreme

but now I know it is all a dream.