There is no subject here

nothing presented

that will confuse or upset

I thought it best

to make this one easy for you

so you could start the day

in a happy mood

without worry or stress

There is no subject

in the subject line

because there is no reason

to make an issue

or antagonize

there is no subject here

because for once

you can have a pleasant day

and not be concerned

thinking up a clever response

or finding the right emoji

take the day off

the subject did

and thoroughly enjoyed it

there is no reason to subject yourself

to another inane post

you are however subject to

this thing that oddly enough

turned out to have a subject

after all.