Gavin or Frank

Another U turn from Boris?

Seven years ago this month,

Got into trouble by saying,

“Some people are just too stupid to get on in life.”

“Equality is impossible!”

 

Clearly stung by his critics claim,

Boris is biased.

Boris has since,

Assembles his Cabinet with care,

Assembles his Cabinet with more,

Short planks than,

Decking Solutions from,

Lilliput.

 

Step forward

Gavin Williamson,

A new Secretary of Education.

Inspirational.

Poster boy.

“Everything can be done if you smile”,

Or

If you’re an Ex-Chief Whip

With

Dirt on Boris.

 

Following a long line of Educational Titans,

Kenneth Clark,

Baker,

And others not called Kenneth.

Shirley Williams,

Margret Thatcher, don’t mention the milk,

And Estelle Morris.

 

Comparisons with Frank Spencer are heard.

When questioned, “If Brexit was the reason Britain could fast track a vaccine?”

Just say no GAVIN!

“I just think we’ve got all the best people.” He replied.

Disproving his own sentence.

In real time.

 

When asked by SKY,

“Would you have the vaccine LIVE on TV?”

He reply as FRANK,

“I’m just sure your viewers have better things to watch on TV.”

 

Back in the office.

GAVIN is heard,

“Girls to go to Eton.”

“Exams should be over hauled.”

“Let them have the questions in advance.”

 

A maiden speech,

Its 2010.

Announcement.

“I will be an asset to the nation.”

 

A victim of `kiss and tell`

But hear its FRANK, who tells,

It was he who kissed the wife of another man.

 

As Defence Secretary,

He,

Was heard to say,

“Put guns on tractors,”

And

“Fire paint balls at Spanish ships!”

 

As Secretary of Education GAVIN had seen,

Scotland,

Sticking to,

But then abandoning,

Algorithmic Exam Results.

And then,

 Two weeks later were forced,

To do the same.

Insisted,

“This could not have been foreseen!”

 

But this from the man

Who,

Told Russia, “to shut up.”

And

“To go away.”

If only he would.