Men are like cars

at first they are shiny

and have that new car smell

they always sound good

and give lots of pleasure

but there is a hitch

the longer you keep them

the more they lose value

they just don't bring much

on the open market

their worth diminishes

with each passing year

men like cars lose their luster

they start to rust out

if you keep a man too long

he starts to sputter and break down

parts become an issue

our advice is

call your Insurance company

and have him totaled

they will sell him to a salvage yard

then all you have to do is

wait for the insurance check

which will be enough

for a down payment on

a brand new model

that sports car you always wanted

with Navigation and Bluetooth.