How does Santa get down

the chimney tonight?

with his huge bag of toys

getting stuck, he just might

 

Besides that, he's too fat

he's unfit, he'll admit

with that belly so round

how in the world does he fit?

 

But not to worry

about Santa's sad plight,

somehow he will make it

down the chimney tonight

 

It is cookies he covets

licking his rosy lips

his acrobatics

spurred by Chocolate Chips!