Do not marry a girl

unless she has a mask on

and has been vaccinated

and has washed her hands

before holding yours

nor gone to any events

like at a wedding shower

or has grandparents

in a nursing home

 

and do not say I do

unless she has a Vax passport

stating she has complied

with all the rules and regulations

and has passed inspection by a

government health care worker

 

you may kiss the bride

then again maybe not

she could be a carrier

pretending to be a virgin

 

safety is of prime concern

what's more important

a wife

or your life?