Fancy a flight that sees your hair

Stand on end - try Ryanair!

You take a chance on getting where

You bought a ticket to get there.

Wherever that place "there" might be

You may get an extra flight for free

To some dire place you did not choose -

Fancy a stop at benighted Belarus?

Where they drag opponents from a plane

In defiance of diplomacy and don't refrain

From waving two fingers at the rest of us

Gleefully taking advantage of the best of us!

It's my bet the Irish are hopping mad

At the way that they've been had!

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