Gas And Air
Never again!
I'm sure I have said that
many times before.
Put the TV on,
Wear a condom
do something other than
re-populate somemore.
Never again I said,
after the last time
I'd rather be dead.
The tears and the pain,
complete bodily drain.
The up and the down,
the rips and the crown,
which drive me insane.
Until the laughter came.
Give me some ******* drugs
before I pull out your
dyed curly lugs
I screamed.
And cried,
And laughed.
Or though it seemed.
Have you ever thought
of the word 'NO'
she said.
Dave Bradley
Sat 24th Jul 2010 00:30
Lovely to have you back Nicky, punchy as ever. As a man, not sure I've got the right (?) to comment on this, but I think it's a good one. Hope you aren't losing too much sleep.