Oh that poor man Mr Matt Hancock
minister in charge of our NHS
A difficult job during Covid times
but he found a way to relieve the stress

He appointed an aide to assist him
together they put restrictions in place
They broke their own social distancing rules 
caught on camera in a close embrace 

It would seem it’s acceptable to cheat
but not to break the law of hands, face, space
Guilty of breaching pandemic guidance
for this reason alone they’re in disgrace