An angel gives a pair of statues an opportunity to have a good time in the bushes
A pair of statues in a park a foot apart,
Beautiful sculptures of a man and his sweetheart.
An angel passes and gives the female a chance to flaunt,
Feeling sorry for them he says, "I'll use my powers to let you do what you want."
The statues jump into the bushes and grunt and groan,
The male emerges from the bushes all alone.
"Where is your beautiful partner the angel said,"
"She's still killing all the pigeons who poo'd on our head !!"
M.C. Newberry
Thu 14th Oct 2021 15:17
A flight of fancy that brought a smile and a recollection of Tom
Lehrer's laconic track of yesteryear: "Poisoning pigeons in the park".