YOUR CHEATIN' CARP
Hot on the heels of the news story of the chess cheat who allegedly had vibrating anal beads "about his person" comes this news item of cheating in a big money fishing match in America.
Your cheatin’ carp’s
A scam that’s new
But Your Cheating Carp
Will tell on you.
Your Cheating Carp
At first prevails;
Your Cheating Carp
Has bust the scales.
Your Cheating Carp
Have beat the lot
The biggest catch
Has scooped the pot.
But Your Cheating Carp
Were found when dead
That they were stuffed
With weights of lead.
Now Your Cheating Carp
Will not prevail
Your Cheating Carp
Land you in jail.
John Coopey
Thu 6th Oct 2022 17:50
Thankyou, MC and Holden. I confess it is a bit of a stretch to call them carp. I believe it took place on Lake Erie.
And thanks for the Likes, Frederick and Jock Strap.