It’s my party

And I’ll lie if I want to

Lie if I want to

Lie if I want to

I’ll swear it’s true that I never knew.

 

Yes, there I was with a glass in my hand

The party hat hid round my back

We’d spun the bottle and then

I photocopied my crack.

 

It’s my party

And I’ll lie if I want to

Lie if I want to

Lie if I want to

I’ll swear it’s true that I never knew.

 

Nobody knows where my honesty’s gone

It simply pissed off and went

I must have been about nine

Since then I’ve always been bent.

 

It’s my party

And I’ll lie if I want to

Lie if I want to

Lie if I want to

I’ll swear it’s true that I never knew.

 

My lies to MP’s weren’t intentional lies

But simply they weren’t quite the truth

And as for my “intention to lie”

Good luck with finding the proof.

 

It’s my party

And I’ll lie if I want to

Lie if I want to

Lie if I want to

I’ll swear it’s true that I never knew.