Protractor
At school I was never all that good at geometry:
Perhaps my pencil was too blunt or my eyesight too dicky,
Or perhaps I just couldn’t be arsed to get it right.
Other boys could, and did.
What I do remember is that the most minute inaccuracy
Made at the small source would lead,
Left uncorrected, to greater and greater error
Until the final calculation would be wildly wrong.
I’d get a big red cross (but no detention,
Since the maths teacher was kind).
Although I couldn’t know it at the time,
This was the template for a lifetime of bad decisions,
Of not bothering to get things right,
Of not being arsed to do anything about it.
Or perhaps of not knowing how.
One thing leads to another, and before you know it,
You’ve ended up wildly in the wrong place.
It’s excusable to get off your train at the wrong station:
The real idiocy is that, knowing you’ve done that and
Are in the wrong town, you stay there,
Lost for ever in its wrong streets, not realising,
Until it’s too late to do anything about it,
That your life is a big red cross
And that this time there is no kind old teacher
To let you off the final detention.
Chris Proudfoot 25th May, 2019
M.C. Newberry
Mon 19th Jun 2023 17:20
I shared Keith's inability to come to grips with the likes of algebra, plus geometry and chemistry, I might add.
But in subsequent formative years I matured sufficiently
to complete complicated reports for my duties in a working life
and somehow managed to add sufficient self-taught study to
the business of putting words on paper to create a very
rewarding life in retirement. In short, I adjusted to my maladjustments in a world that seems to place too much value
on juvenile endeavour and accomplishment, no doubt harming
the potential socially progressive value of many in the process.
How many old men like to cite their juvenile abilities, whether
academic or sporting, when so much opportunity has passed
and been missed in the years between? Weird.