Trains are phucked
By Bill 53 1/2.
Spoo on the seats
Snot n dribble too.
Is what I always think about
when on the way to you.
The loud music is playing
From the selfish prick nearby.
How I want to ream his arse,
with a hot, king size 4n20 pie.
The temperature is hot or cold
Nothing ever in between.
White collar and high viz alike.
Enduring the temps - extreme.
The seats are hard as phuck.
As my coccyx will attest.
Perhaps I can rearrange my bottom.
In my interminable comfort quest.
Yes! if I could somehow manage.
To place a cheek betwickst each unyielding seat.
My angry swollen coccyx
Would have relief - complete.
I could then ignore the fluids n noise.
And enjoy the journey in time.
With my bottom safely cradled.
On the lovely Frankston line.
M.C. Newberry
Fri 13th Oct 2023 15:19
The antithesis of the trainspotters eulogy! Thanks for the smile
while suggesting the acquisition of one of those easily portable
inflatable cushions...and perhaps some ear-plugs? 😉