November
I’m gonna win big, so big, this time;
I’ll notch up a record score.
There’s no way, trust me, there’s no way
That the other side will get more.
Our democracy is sacred,
To say otherwise is a sin;
So I will accept the verdict,
Provided, of course, that I win!
If I should lose, I will cry foul,
Alleging there was massive fraud;
I don’t need any evidence –
If I come second, then it’s flawed!
I’ll send fine people on the streets,
To kick out the other guy;
We’re living in a post-truth world,
So why can’t I have my Big Lie?
Steve White
Tue 19th Mar 2024 06:40
Terrifying, but increasingly likely.
Nice one, Stephen.