I'm qualified and ready

to teach you nice and steady

Music is the session

It's yours with no pretention

 

Bespoke, tailored and informed

By experts, assesments and the sought

I'm even trained in Vdt MOCA

So there's enough in my locker

 

Yet I'm met with refusal, indignance and betrayal

How on earth could I fail?
Your engagement is essential

To know if I'm successful

 

I'll have to sit here hoping

Imagining I'm coping

Hoping that I'm ready for you

Whilst worrying my session

Isn't meaningless to you