Handkerchief on his behind, has this gay guy called Frankie 

Know what’s on his mind, just from the colour of his hanky 

 

Red means only hands, he wants just winky wanky

Shower, if it’s green, must clean your pinky panky

Black, the flip of that, he likes it minky manky 

 

Blue hanky, his behind, has our guy called Frankie 

He’s feeling so inclined, up for some hanky panky 

 

Brown in Chinatown, the sons of Widow Twankey

Yellow, only tall, he likes men linky lanky 

Purple, only small, as short as Jimmy Krankie 

 

Blue hanky, his behind, has our guy called Frankie 

You’re feeling so inclined, you're up for hanky panky 

 

Crimson, he’s got cash inside the binky banky

Hanky is orange, he'll dine you swinky swanky

Yellow, yank his chain, give it good yinkee yankee 

 

Blue hanky, his behind, has your guy called Frankie 

What’s that? You’re colourblind?  You thought he wearing orange hanky 

 

If pink, put what you think inside his blankety blanky 

White, get out your whip, give him good spinky spanky 

Grey means okay say that he’s a skinky skanky 

 

Blue hanky, his behind, you hook up with our guy Frankie 

Both feeling so inclined, both up for hanky panky 

Bad luck you're colourblind. I bet your tongue won’t thank me 

Blue - you're rimming poo out of his stinky stanky!